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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

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kingofscots:

panic

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at the disco

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thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

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anonymousfragger:

theminttu:

Things I thought about on the bus today

This is actually why I LOVE shirts with cool things on them. Because I hope really badly that it’ll be cool enough that someone with a similar interest will talk to me. Conversation starter! It works sometimes!!!

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phuckindope:

What a fuckin shot #MVP.

phuckindope:

What a fuckin shot #MVP.

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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

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pumpkin-cheesecake:

I FUCKING CAN’T WITH THIS ANIME

I never ever though I would be saying this but GOD DO I LOVE JESUS

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